I'm a virgin. You're a slut.

    My brain is awash with thoughts, angry thoughts, sad thoughts, thoughts about pounding my forehead against a wall in the hopes of knocking out some of the thoughts. The main thought? I'm a virgin, and anyone who isn't is a slut.
    Before you freak out, let me say that this is not my thought. This is the thought of society, which has been all my life trying to drill a notion into my head, a notion of what a female should and should not be. Ever since I was very small, too small to remember how small, I've been told that what I needed to be was a fence post, sitting on the line, stationary and harmless.

    First, some background information. I'm a Christian. I love Jesus. I can't help it. He's more amazing than I can tell you, and He's more real to me than everything else on the planet, so I'm stuck this way. Because I'm a Christian, because of my own personal understanding of the nature of life and the Word of Christ, I have chosen to abstain until marriage.
    This is what Jesus wants for my life, and I'd be happy to bust out a Bible and have a calm, rational, friendly discussion with you about it, but this isn't the time for that.
    No, this is the time for the words "slut" and "virgin" to be thrown together into the ocean in matching pairs of cement boots, because these words suck. They suck.
    Why? Because we have this dichotomy in place, a line which must be toed, we fence posts, a line between virgin and slut.

1. Virgin

    Virgin is a specious and insidious label for those, like me, who've never had sex. "This makes us, in a patriarchal society, a precious commodity," she said, doubled over, dry heaving relentlessly.
    In our culture, women tend to be valued primarily because of our bodies and what we have or have not done with them. Women's bodies are considered the prize, and in really terrible cases, the right of men, so if a woman has "saved herself" for a man, she is the ideal. She is, in effect, the perfect possession, unblemished, unhandled, uncontested.
    But there's a catch: Virgins must be pure, but not prudish.
    Prudish is a fun word. It's an arbitrary designation with no actual qualifiers or quantifiers. Some call me prudish simply for never having had sex. Others would call me prudish only if I couldn't laugh at a dirty joke or a sex scene in a comedy, or didn't at least do some stuff - cause some stuff is necessary, right? Like there's something wrong with you if you don't do at least some stuff..., prude.
    The problem is this: We're operating under the assumption that virginity is a tangible thing, valuable to someone besides the person to whom it belongs, that is, the virgin him/herself. It isn't.
    I've never had sex, but that does not make me more valuable or better than someone who has. I've never had sex, but my virginity, for lack of a better term, is not in a box I carry around with me, ready to hand over to the first man who puts a ring on it.
    My virginity is for me and me alone. It has no inherent value, so whether I "lose" it or not, my worth remains the same. I'm valuable, and my experiences have no impact on that fact.

2. Slut
 
    Slut is a foul and hateful label for women, as I'm sure you know, who are deemed sexually promiscuous. Synonyms for slut include: slattern, whore, harlot, tramp, slag, ho, etc., etc. Note that these words have no male equivalent, not unlike the word virgin, the definitions for which usually contain a word for female. In fact, the root word of virgin, virgo, literally means young woman. Remember what I was saying about women being appraised for our bodies...?
    In our society, a woman who has extra-monogamal sex, whether with or without shame, is vilified as a slut: a worthless, used up, disgusting old sack of a person, deserving of neither love nor respect. She is ridiculed and despised wherever she goes, and often, her past, her "crimes," if you will, follow her, indelible and unforgivable.
    But again, a woman's sexual experience is not currency. It isn't a commodity, so why do we treat women who have much as having lost all their social capitol?
    A woman who's had lots and lots of sex is no less valuable than a woman who's had none. Let me put it another way: A woman is valuable because she is a person. People are valuable intrinsically, so our worth is beyond equivocation. It's there. It's real. It ain't budgin'.

    Back to fence posts. Fence posts are built into the line, supporting it, affirming it. A fence post never questions whether or not it should be a fence post, and a fence post will never hop out of its hole, shrug off its fence, and roll away to the middle of the field where there is no fence to define it, no pit to contain it, tno safe little role for it to fill. A fence post in the middle of a field? That would never happen! For surely, it would cease to be a fence post.
    Exactly.
    A fence post has no autonomy, no agency. A fence post has no choice. A fence post is an object to be acted upon, rather than acting itself. I am not a fence post. And neither are you, but when we step out of bounds, beyond the perfect blend of sexy and pure, when we sway too far one way or another, we become the targets of contempt, particularly, when we're leaning toward the slut side of the spectrum.
    We're supposed to be fence posts! If we do something that we've been told is contrary to our cookie  cutter nature then we aren't fence posts anymore, and what's the point of us? If we aren't, we're no longer feminine or desirable or worthwhile. And once that label "SLUT" is slapped on us, we're in trouble.

    We live in a society where it's tough to be a woman in the best circumstances. Sorry, that's the truth.

• 96% of sexually objectified people are women.
• Every 9 seconds a woman is beaten or assaulted in the US. 
• Female United States citizens have a 1 in 5 chance of being raped. 
• 70 - 99% of women worldwide will experience street harassment. 
• 32,000 women are impregnated as the result of rape every year in this country. 
• In Afghanistan and Dubai, a woman can be imprisoned for being raped. 
• 3 women are killed by domestic violence everyday in the US, and 4 women daily in South Africa.  
• Women make 77¢ for every dollar a man makes, and the numbers get worse for women of color with Black women making 64¢ and Latinas 55¢.

    Need I go on?
    It is bad enough without having to worry about whether or not we are adequately fitting the role we are supposed to play as the subtly seductive virgin, especially when there are real consequences to falling out of line.

    Where am I going with this?
    I'm going to Steubenville, Ohio, where a girl's sexual assault was filmed, and then she, the victim, was labeled a slut. I'm going to Montana, where a 14 yr. old was raped by her teacher and the rapist only got 30 days. I'm going to Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, where Rehtaeh Parsons was assaulted, then faced relentless bullying and slut-shaming, and then took her own life. Then there's Salt Lake City and Elizabeth Smart. And Port Coquitlam, British Columbia and Amanda Todd. The ramifications of being called a slut are dire.
    We live in a culture that tells us that it's the slut's fault if she's abused or miserable, and she ought to kill herself for it, because she's vile now and no man will ever want her. We live in a culture that tells girls that if something happens to them, they were asking for it or they weren't smart enough. We live in a culture that tells girls that there's only so much worth to go around, and if we drop even a couple of points on the scale of desirability, then we're screwed and we'll never get that value back. We live in a culture that tells girls that everything they are and ever will be is contained in their body parts.

    We have to learn to respect women as human beings, not as a series of orifices to be utilized.

    Someone has to break the cycle.
    Teach the boys and men in your life to see females as people, people deserving of their compassion and respect, people with all the complexity and power and potential that they have. Show them their actions and words have potency, for good and for ill, and to be mindful of what they say and do and how they say and do it. Let them know that without them the struggles that girls and women face are many times harder to overcome, that patriarchy, which perpetuates the idea that men are mindless, power-hungry, self-serving brutes, hurts them too by making them seem like creatures that are small compared to the wonderful and complicated beings that are males.
    Teach the girls and women in your life that they are as feminine as they ever need to be, because they're female - and that's the only requirement for it. Tell them that they're beautiful, because they're human and singular. Tell them that they are more than pretty or cute or sexy or gorgeous, because they have bodies that can tear down and build up, minds that can solve any problem that attempts to thwart them, powers to harm and to heal, and a soul that is miraculous, truly astounding and incomprehensible, and fighting to be defined by sex is so small compared to the enormity of who they are. Teach them that they are so much more than the chains society wraps around them and the words others sling at them like mud, like stones that tear at their flesh and seek to render them incapacitated. They are people, and they are more than fence posts, more than virgins, more than sluts. More.

I Am Not Jesse Spano: Feminism in Reality

    I'm a feminist.

    There was a time I was afraid to use that word in the company of some people. It has a certain connotation with my generation, because we grew up in a post-women's lib world which included a little trope known as the straw feminist. The first and most memorable straw feminist I encountered was the unreasonable alarmist Jesse Spano on Saved by the Bell. Remember her? Wasn't she annoying? And then she became addicted to caffeine pills and that was mildly disturbing yet weirdly amusing...

She was so excited, SO EXCITED!

     Anyway, she used to call Slater a pig and rant about the inequality of society, but, as I'm sure you'll recall, all of her arguments were stupid. Just stupid. Because of this type of insanity, the pervading idea of the time is that "feminists are illogical, angry, and a nuisance." I never bought into that lie, but I was afraid to align myself with the movement for fear of being painted with the same ignorant brush. 

    Not anymore.

    Here's the truth: A feminist is a person who believes that people should be treated equally regardless of gender. That's it.

This guy is my favorite.

There's nothing in there about stupidity or man-hating. Nope. I am happy to claim feminism now. My tweets and Pinterest boards are full of feminism, and for awhile, I tried to restrict myself in the number of feminist things I shared, particularly on Twitter, but not anymore. If someone doesn't agree with me, they can unfollow me. Not hard. 

    I am done apologizing for standing up for what I believe. I am done feeling like I'm somehow in the wrong for thinking this way, and I am done with believing that there's nothing I can do to change things. 

    We live in an unbalanced world. We live in a world that teaches us that to be feminine is to be weak, a world that teaches little girls that the best thing they can be is pretty, and that if they aren't "pretty" by society's standards then there's something wrong with them. We live in a world that teaches us that a girl with no sexual experience is worth more than a girl with much.

    Why do we accept this crap? I'm fed up. I'm done with it. I'm done with hearing my friends tear themselves down, because they "aren't good enough." I'm done with teenage girls telling me about their anorexia and bulimia, their binge drinking just to forget everything they feel, and their cutting themselves just to feel something. I don't want to hear about another friend who has been harassed, or assaulted, or abused (emotionally, physically, etc.), or raped. I'm done with a culture that allows this garbage. Are you?

 

This is the right time for a Doctor Who moment, right?

    Wanna know how to fix it? Wanna know something you can do? 

    First, what you have to understand is that the little traces of sexism we see are indicative of a much larger problem. We see women objectified and sexualized daily. Advertisements with a half-naked woman as the selling point, or with a damsel in distress and fictional images of women who are hot but kinda stupid, "strong" but overtly sexual, or smart but sexually fixated, like Amy Farrah Fowler on Big Bang Theory, who is terribly funny but makes me want to scream... are a huge part of the problem; these images are deeply ingrained in us both individually and as a society. When a woman is portrayed as an object, she no longer has the ability or right to make her own decisions. When a woman is seen first and foremost as sexual, as opposed to as a person with a brain and a soul, it makes it "okay" to treat her as less than human, less than a man. This is the kind of thinking that leads to sexual harassment, domestic abuse, and rape among other things, because "she was asking for it," "it's no big deal," "she's over reacting."

    Now, here's what you can do: When you see sexism, don't condone it. Yep, it's that simple. If a TV show or movie has female characters who are objectified, degraded, hyper-sexualized, etc., don't watch it. If an advertisement is denigrating or misogynistic, don't buy the product it's selling. If these advertisements appear in a magazine you read, tell the magazine to stop running that ad. And if the magazine won't..., stop buying the magazine. Call out sexism on Twitter and Facebook. Miss Representation has a wonderful #NotBuyingIt campaign designed specifically for this purpose. Get other people on board with you by starting a petition if necessary. Money talks, and if these companies know that they aren't going to be making as much of it, they change things. 

    Another thing you can do is tell people when they are being sexist. Tell a man that his catcalling isn't a compliment; it's harassment. Teach boys that you can't touch a girl without her consent and that sending her text messages asking to see her boobs is also harassment. Teach high school guys that "no" means no, drunk means no, unconscious means no, "I don't want to" means no, "please stop" means no, and any other greater or lesser indication that she might not want to do that with you means NO. 

      We can stop this. We have more power than we believe. We can change the culture in which we live, and it is high time that we did. We can make a better world for women and girls, and if the world is better for women and girls, it's better for men too.

Shelley Duvall, You Did This To Me.

    I was doomed to be a geek from the beginning. It wasn't a choice; it was fate. I blame Shelley Duvall. 

Here she is as Rapunzel with magical Rapunzel tears.

    See, Shelley Duvall had this wonderful television show called "Faerie Tale Theatre." She and her merry band of thespians - which, by the by, included the likes of Robin Williams, Jeff Goldblum, Eric Idle, Mick Jagger... - performed, you guessed it, fairy tales. They were wonderful, and I loved them from the start. I wanted to be in my own fairy tale as a result. 

Jeff Goldblum as the big, bad wolf. You are welcome.

    I didn't necessarily want to be the princess, although, let's be honest, being the pretty girl the hot guy couldn't get out of his head wasn't an altogether unappealing idea. I wanted to be much more than the princess. I wanted to be the princess/dragon slayer/magical being, who also happened to be hilariously funny with dazzling senses of fashion, irony, and right and wrong. Also, I wanted good hair, because I'm not demanding at all. 
   Being a geek and a girl was hard. I could read nearly perfect stories like The Chronicles of Narnia, which did, at least in this example, have clever and good female protagonists, but even then, the girls weren't usually the brave warrior characters. They were generally quite sweet and soft-spoken with long, flaxen waves and the grace of a prima ballerina. I wasn't...really...any of those things... 
    I'm loud, and random, and sort of fierce and intense. I tend to injure myself because I'm too harsh with everyday objects like can openers and pencils. I'm also blunt, sarcastic, and a enjoy a healthy dose of dark humor. I didn't read comic books, because I'm a fantasy geek. I also happen to have what I deem an "aversion" to heroines in skimpy clothing. (Not that they're bad, but do we really need to see a girl's cleavage to buy her as a butt-kicker?) Long story short, I was almost wholly without role models in nerd culture.
    Where are the stories for girls? When am I gonna get a chance to be the hero?
    It is with these questions in mind that I set out to write my own stories, and that is exactly what I am attempting to do. 
    I'm a writer. I'm a nerd. I'm a feminist. And, because it will be pertinent in the future and is the most important part of who I am, I'm a follower of Christ. I'm also wildly opinionated and tend to ramble. If you are interested in any of these points, stick around. I might say something worth reading. Maybe not, but there's always hope.